Bob

Bob

58 years old
Male
Location
Centreville, Virginia
United States
Current Status
"The eyes of this child were all-knowing," Jeane said softly. "They were full of wisdom and knowledge."

About

Bob Prester is a 55 year old pastel colored, African American Shaman with polka dots. He was born in 1955, in Ruanguba, Congo to Pastel colored Conservative Baptist Missionaries. It didn’t take Bob long to figure out that his mission, should he choose to accept it, was to study hard and return to Congo one day to save Africa for Jesus. Bob knew he had the perfect set up for his life except for one little question that no one could answer but himself that he kept tripping over: “How important is the truth, anyway?” So Bob dropped out of the Conservative Baptist Missionary College and set off across America alternately looking for, and hiding from the answer to that question. He made a lot of friends and worked at a lot of different jobs before a death forced him to take a peek at the answer. Bob, whose heroes were John Lennon, Paul Simon, and Bob Dylan, decided to join the Marine Corps. The Marines taught Bob the importance of discipline and that he was an alcoholic and a drug addict and kicked him out. Bob began to realize that he needed a female companion or even with his newfound awareness of discipline, alcoholism & drug addiction he was going to loose the will to live. Bob met Sylvia. Bob was very happy. He began looking at the answer to his question on Wednesdays and Fridays and occasionally on Saturdays. Soon Bob began to realize the Truth wasn’t just the Most Important Thing, it was the Only Thing. He decided to write a book about it. He really hopes you like it and tell all your friends.

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  • Bob D'
    by Bob D' 13 hours ago
    I am not familiar with this site just yet Bob, but happy to be acquainted with you! ooh rah!
  • Deb
    by Deb 1 day ago
    I dont know Bob Maybe we have meet........
    :0
  • Deb
    by Deb 8 days ago
    Hello Bob nice to meet you
  • catzone
    by catzone 25 days ago
    Hi Bob :) wish you a happy day from over here
  • Persephone
    by Persephone 1 month ago
    Been wondering about you tons! Then yesterday I was watching something about ...plants that aid enlightenment. I don't really like any name used to describe those plants, really. The info mentioned it was common in shamanistic practices. The hidden plant life in religious imagery is amazing as well and I'm more familiar with it. I can't believe I didn't connect Shaman to it as well. I hope you are doing amazing as well as your other half :) I have been off the web in terms of socialization and trying to do it in the real world.
  • chipper
    by chipper 1 month ago
    Thanks bob. dont ever give up brother
  • Kalimeros52
    by Kalimeros52 1 month ago
    Hey Bob, good to meet ya
  • chipper
    by chipper 1 month ago
    I wish it was mine! maybe i should post some..
  • chipper
    by chipper 1 month ago
    Anytime Bob. Hows life treating you in these strange times?
  • Bob
    by Bob 2 months ago
    I was gonna say..."I think I know this guy!"

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    Lisa Marie
    Lisa Marie has accepted Bob's friend request.
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    Bob D'
    Bob D' commented on Bob's wall:
    I am not familiar with this site just yet Bob, but happy to be acquainted with you! ooh rah!
    13 hours ago
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    tierracast has accepted Bob's friend request.
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    Bob
    Bob commented on Bob's picture.
    No....I snagged it from my friend Don's Facebook page. I figured it was too good not to share. ....This world was only meant for ones as beautiful as us. ;)
    18 hours ago
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    Bob
    Bob has uploaded 1 new photos.
    18 hours ago
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    Deb
    Deb commented on Bob's picture.
    and Picture did you paint this?
    1 day ago
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    Deb
    Deb commented on Bob's picture.
    LOL Aweosme. Great lyrics.
    1 day ago
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    Deb
    Deb commented on Bob's wall:
    I dont know Bob Maybe we have meet........ :0
    1 day ago
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    Bob
    Bob commented on Bob's picture.
    .....so bye bye miss American Pie...drove my Chevy to the levy to watch chemtrails in the sky...& good ol' boys tuned in to watch Freeman Fly...singin' we did not come here to die. :)
    1 day ago
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    Bob
    Bob has uploaded 1 new photos.
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    Bob
    Bob has uploaded 1 new photos.
    2 days ago
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    Bob
    Bob commented on Deb's wall:
    Have we met? You look very familiar! ;)
    3 days ago
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    Deb
    Deb has accepted Bob's friend request.
    4 days ago
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    Bob
    Bob commented on Bob's picture.
    Think for a moment about the future "Hunger Games" between the Washington Redskins & the Palestine Oliveskins.
    5 days ago