Bob

Bob

58 years old
Male
Location
Centreville, Virginia
United States
Current Status
"The eyes of this child were all-knowing," Jeane said softly. "They were full of wisdom and knowledge."

About

Bob Prester is a 55 year old pastel colored, African American Shaman with polka dots. He was born in 1955, in Ruanguba, Congo to Pastel colored Conservative Baptist Missionaries. It didn’t take Bob long to figure out that his mission, should he choose to accept it, was to study hard and return to Congo one day to save Africa for Jesus. Bob knew he had the perfect set up for his life except for one little question that no one could answer but himself that he kept tripping over: “How important is the truth, anyway?” So Bob dropped out of the Conservative Baptist Missionary College and set off across America alternately looking for, and hiding from the answer to that question. He made a lot of friends and worked at a lot of different jobs before a death forced him to take a peek at the answer. Bob, whose heroes were John Lennon, Paul Simon, and Bob Dylan, decided to join the Marine Corps. The Marines taught Bob the importance of discipline and that he was an alcoholic and a drug addict and kicked him out. Bob began to realize that he needed a female companion or even with his newfound awareness of discipline, alcoholism & drug addiction he was going to loose the will to live. Bob met Sylvia. Bob was very happy. He began looking at the answer to his question on Wednesdays and Fridays and occasionally on Saturdays. Soon Bob began to realize the Truth wasn’t just the Most Important Thing, it was the Only Thing. He decided to write a book about it. He really hopes you like it and tell all your friends.

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  • Jimbo
    by Jimbo 4 days ago
    Hey Bob! I was living in Panorama City in 1962, damn we're gettin old...hahaha!
  • Shroompunch
    by Shroompunch 10 days ago
    Thanks for the invitation Bob. I enjoyed reading your description and like your avatar. Nice one!
  • zuni
    by zuni 15 days ago
    you are welome to come down anytime bob:)
  • zuni
    by zuni 20 days ago
    btw i m still offering a round trip ticket for a friend who can help out on the farm for 3 months from april to july ! plus free place to stay.....and organic veg food.... however must be camp loving ....cause living off the grid is alot like camping :) if intrested please give us a call....ask for sara
    809 672 9621
    shanti farm
  • zuni
    by zuni 20 days ago
    hi bob looking forward to meeting you at shanti farming :)
  • Doc Pierce
    by Doc Pierce 24 days ago
    Hi Bob....
  • salmotion
    by salmotion 27 days ago
    Hi Bob,

    Glad to be freinds with you!
  • Persephone
    by Persephone 27 days ago
    My heart will be with you guys as you farm <3 I want to do it sooo badly but my kids are not old enough/out of school in time.
  • Grunt772
    by Grunt772 1 month ago
    No problem, likewise.
  • erinoutside
    by erinoutside 1 month ago
    Hey, Bob, thanks for your friendship :)

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    "Bob" commented on Persephone's Blog "Peaches Geldof: her red flags with pics & OTO".
    It's hard for me to look at this stuff without feeling ill. You've done a good job of shining a light into this, Persephone. I get a strong sense of twisted sickness involved with her early death & the whole idea of celebrity.
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    Jimbo
    Jimbo commented on Bob's wall:
    Hey Bob! I was living in Panorama City in 1962, damn we're gettin old...hahaha!
    4 days ago
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    Bob commented on E's wall:
    Thanks for your friendship, E. :)
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    Bob commented on Roam3's wall:
    Thanks for your friendship, Roam3. :)
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    Bob commented on Shroompunch's wall:
    Thanks for your friendship, Shroompunch. :)
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    Shroompunch
    Shroompunch commented on Bob's wall:
    Thanks for the invitation Bob. I enjoyed reading your description and like your avatar. Nice one!
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    Bob commented on Paula's wall:
    Thanks for your friendship, Paula. :)
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